Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Dear Salivated Geritol:
New and only for you, last weeks only, a product named just after you and alone, your new Salivated Geritol! Since you are named that, we thought first of our product market line to come to you for last week's special!
Last week, you can get a sample case of our product, Salivated Geritol (same as name you!) for just a dollar a can! There are 12 cans in a case, and 50 Salivated Geritol Tablets per can, which is more than 500 Salivated Geritol Tablets for more than a dollar! That's how many if you take advantage of this offer last weeks only!
And, because you are named the same as, we are offering you a hat that says, "Salivated Geritol," and you can wear it! Friends will come to you to say, "Is that hat your name or are you?" and you will say, "THIS IS GREAT!"
Our labratory experimentists have constructed Salivated Geritol to the most restricted of standard.
Salivated Geritol can:
* Cure Childhood memories!
* Bring you peace of mind!
* Help your brain!
* Turn down the volume of what you hear!
* Reduce pain of insertion!
* Forget your dreams!
* Wake up on time!
* Enhance forgetting dates!
* Improve phobias and obsessions!
* Create hallucinate!
We have created this to only better the taker and only not others. This product is being marketted under the brand name Salivated Geritol because of ingredients, active and inactive. Does not contain F,D or C colors. Shaped like stars. Some people may chew off teeth in sleep. Some hallucinate may be better than some. Do not operate can opener. Do not brush off. Do not store in water. Do not heat in microwave. Taste may be sugar. Always wear protective condom. Stand up. Sit back down.
posted by Kingo Sleemer |
4:26 PM
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