Spooky Stole My Noodle
scanning the floor for leftover appendages.


Monday, June 09, 2003  

Evaporation



The continuing unpresent-endedness of Spooky is spilling over into other aspects of this particular moment. For instance, did you know that other person or person(s) are also attempting to go missing?

While this is a neat trick, when pulled off (though it may painfully extract some hairs, also,) it's a pale form of flattery when done so soon after the initiator's example. When someone tries to record songs that sound like the Beatles they're called "Beatlesque," unless they're called, "really terribly awful." But when someone tries to record songs that sound like The Back Street Boys it's just pathetic, and it's called "N'Sync," or something. Maybe that's not right.

Anyway, don't try this at home. If you've recently
been considering following in Spooky's monumentally not-here footsteps, think again. We are trained professionals, at least some of us, and we get certain bonuses that help us do it right, in a non-imitative manner. I mean ONLY Spooky has really stolen my noodle, after all. You other person or person(s) are only stealing your own sawgrass. It's not the same, and it's just going to end up looking like a poorly done mural.

So, until I hear otherwise, I'll continue to assume.

And another thing, what'd pappa DO with that brand new shoe?

posted by Kingo Sleemer | 6:55 PM
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