Spooky Stole My Noodle
scanning the floor for leftover appendages.


Thursday, March 27, 2003  

I have a condition today that prevents sleep. It causes a vague nausea, a slight rise in skin temperature with prickley sweating and sporadic flashes of cold shivers, a mind that races through a thousand thoughts a second, arms that are not dissimilar to penguins in the way they flap incessantly about my sides as i try to get to sleep, feet like those of a Pre-war footballer, all dandy skips and tally-ho, and I yodel incessantly, preventing my partner, Elkinstein, from getting any sleep of his/her own.

My doctor recommended urination, but I don't see the point...i'd just be throwing bad water after good.

posted by Spooky | 1:07 AM
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