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Shiftless Muddleflank, |
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Remembering a time when sewing was instigated as a hostile attack on the clothespin gang, InsulinMango wrote up a quick little posey: |
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"Often, our concentration is mangled by the likes of a jet engine, at top speed, making tracks across our yard. Never step out to take a look! You may be snapped in two, as these engines are a bit tricky and have been known, on occasion, to spew large wire-like projectiles off in all directions, chopping things up pretty good." |
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There are things you can buy, and there are things you can put on your trailer-hitch to make it less attractive to would-be hitchers. But what's being discussed here is nothing short of an explosion of super-novaic proportions. |
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WHY ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR KEYBOARD THAT WAY? |
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I'll tell you, though, that this is fantastic. The following excerpts from Flyer will give you much incredulity to put in your stew: |
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Maximum Super! |
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New Tilty Box have Long Live! |
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Put it: |
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* Under Skin! |
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* Out of Yard! |
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* With Chicken Family! |
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* Plates for Each! (free with Spoo!) |
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Plus!: |
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* Very Great! |
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* You like Can? YOU LOVE TILTY BOX! |
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* Extra Long for Fun! |
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* First one on your Block! |
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* It's a Treat! |
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Not Convinced? Go suck an egg! When you come crying to mommy, we'll all have Tilty Box and you'll just get the wrapper! |
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Thank you and Under Here, Put the Order, |
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MakesMyHipsJiggleAndShake |
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