Some time ago, I realized that the only purpose in our daily existence is the collection of anecdotes. As social creatures, our sole duty is to gather these experiences together and distribute them to others during social gatherings. In this way, one can lead a "purpose-driven" life instead of a "tv-driven" life.
titles of bands and albums that, in a better world, would actually be real (from unholydeathguitarist) not to be missed (unless you're offended by vulgarity, in which case, what the hell are you doing here?) Includes: Four Assholes From Bumfuck -- I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MY ASSHAT IS ON BACKWARDS and Defenestrated Penis -- LOOK, THE TAPE RECORDER WAS RUNNING WHEN OUR BASS PLAYER GOT HIS BALLS CRUSHED IN A GOLF-BALL WASHER