10.15.2003
Bush Seeks to Disallow marriage Between Infertile Couples
This week, the week of October 12, 2003, is Marriage Protection Week. In its proclamation, Bush says, "Marriage is a union between a man and a woman. [...some more crap...] By supporting responsible child-rearing and strong families, my Administration is seeking to ensure that every child can grow up in a safe and loving home."
What's the difference between a man and woman being married and two men or two women being married? Men and women can have children together! Unless they can't; in which case they shouldn't be allowed to be married. And think about this: what if you've got a fertile man married to an infertile woman? Those kinds of couplings are going to need to be eliminated. Barren women who are leading breedable men away from impregnable targets should be jailed. Likewise for impotent men who are preventing viable host women from producing future Americans. Marriage is about increasing the population so that we can at last outnumber the Chinese.
Near the end of the proclamation, there's the following nugget: "And we must continue our work to create a compassionate, welcoming society, where all people are treated with dignity and respect."
Planned Future White House Sponsored Celebrations:
Week of November 30: Explain to Children from Broken Homes Why They're Not as Good as Normal People Week
Monday, December 8: Euthanize the Orphans Day
Saturday, February 14, 2004: Reprogram Fertile Gays to Marry Members of the Opposite Sex And Have Children Day
Monday, March 1, 2004: Arranged Marriage Is The Way To Go Day
Week of April 5, 2004: Mixed Race Marriages Probably Aren't a Good Idea Either Week
September 11, 2004: Gays Aren't With Us So They're Against Us And We Hate Touching Them Week
January 2004 - December 2013: National Decade of Conformity
