02.05.2004
More Presidential Madness
I was preparing a whole other different other post, which I'm not finishing at the moment, when I found this, from a link sent to me by a particularly misbegotten friend of mine earlier. I am laughing very hard, which. You know. Which. Whatever, just.
YUMA, AZ - An interfaith prayer breakfast attended by Democratic Presidential Candidate Ronnie James Dio went horribly awry this morning when the candidate bound an Episcopal priest in heavy chains and threw him into the rushing Colorado River. The Right Reverend Robert Delvecchio was quickly rescued from the rapids by a team of EMTs as well as a rabbi, a nun and a seventh-day adventist, but the political damage dealt the floundering Dio campaign is still being calculated.
(there's a lot more. But I gotta go to bed. Thanks mister haunted napkin person.)
